Judge Dreyer, a one-time quarterback at Notre Dame, was the prize recruit from the transfer portal entering the Gaveliers’ inaugural spring practice earlier this year. That changed when it was discovered that his experience playing quarterback at Notre Dame was literally one time, during his freshman year. He donned a football uniform as a costume for a dorm Halloween party. It wasn’t even a Notre Dame uniform, and he was going for robot.  Judge Dreyer has served many roles in amateur and professional sports, including football starter in eighth-grade, sports talk radio show caller, church kickball coach (penitential), and associate head coach of the Super Bowl XLI champion Indianapolis Colts (delusional). He is known as a by-the-book coach, that book being Football for Dummies.

Judge Sandy compiled a collegiate wrestling record of 120-7-1 competing in the Ursidae class (bears). His notable matches included first-period pins of Baloo and Yogi and a draw with Smokey. As a senior, he was considered the favorite for the 1997 NCAA Division I Wrestling Championship but was upset in the quarter finals by Fozzie. Known as a fierce competitor on and off the bench, he is said to not read books but rather stare them down until he has the information he wants. He likewise does not own a stove, oven or microwave, believing, in his words, “Revenge is a dish best served cold, like vengeance gazpacho.” Asked how his experience in bear wresting would translate to the largely humanoid divisions in which the Gaveliers intend to complete, Judge Sandy said, “Less clawing, more biting.”